Boldly Going Nowhere!

Shit this is such a chore!

 I mean by the time I write one sentence, I completely forget what I have to write next and that's one reason that in spite of writing around 7 blogs prior to this ,I posted none, because as a reader I found them very dull and disinteresting.(quite like me!)

Usually I am most of the times just sitting and staring at the text box and wondering what to write. It so happens that whenever thoughts come to my mind I don’t have sources to put them down somewhere, whereas when I do have the sources nothing comes to mind!

So just jumbled thoughts coming your way through my blog.

And as rightly put-

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."  

-Groucho Marx

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   UNTITLED

I could not come up with great titles and thought that rather than naming it something stupid it's better left untitled!

Finding topics to write is really difficult. Therefore, thought why not just offer a casual reading to you. 

It’s often that things we dislike are much more interesting to discuss than the ones we like, so here is a list off things that really piss me off!!

     THINGS THAT DRIVE ME OVER THE EDGE!

1.OBSSESIVE TALKERS-

Here what I mean is, about people who speak when they aren't supposed to. They are so obsessed with talking that they just cannot stop. Take for example- in the theatre.

Recently while I was watching Harry potter, there happened to be these two guys who sat right behind me. When they saw Hermione this is what they said "Kya Garam aurat hai".When they saw the scene in which Dumbledore was falling they said,"Arre yeh toh in log ki school ka principal hai naa,VOLDERMORT!!",They saw Luna and said,"Yeh mental hai kya???".I was like WTF, just shut it!!! Such people just ruin the movie experience, literally!

2.'MUNCH'ERS-

The only difference between eating and munching is that eating is a much-silenced version of munching. It’s really irritating to see people go "KHWOP KHWOP" while eating! I needn’t give examples here, I have people who do this in my knowing who do this and when I stop them they say,"Whffat,fyuh dfo thfe same, khwop khwop..!"

3. PDA-

Everyone is well versed with the fact that what the above term means. Just in case you do not know, it means Public Display of Affection.

Gardens, malls, streets ka Khopcha, Theatres are full of these Khullam khulla pyaar karengey hum dono types.

I mean how can they just go "mmm mmm" in full public view man??!!! There has to be some decency people.

Moreover, Just in case you are soooo desperate and can’t just control the urge and 'upsurge' of hormones i suggest that you puh-lease GET A ROOM!  

4.DIGGERS

Put your left finger in,

put your right finger out, 

put your left finger in and shake it all about, 

do the digging digging,

do the digging digging,

That's what it's all about!

No this is not a nursery rhyme; instead, it's a heinous crime to do when you are in public. I am talking about the very famous nose,ears,and what not diggers!! Eww,yuck ..Sorry I can't speak about it any further it makes me want to puke!

5.RAJNIKANTH SMS'ES

Guys I don’t want to know what happens when Rajnikanth eats,drinks,sleeps,pukes,pees,shits or farts.So please spare me!

6.DAILY SOAPS

Whoosh whoosh whoosh

Shanti-yeh nahi ho saktaaasssss!!!!!

Rajeev-par ye hua hai, hua hai, hua hai..!

Shanti-Hey Bhagwaaaaan!!!! Tujhe hamare padosi ke,chacha ke,phoophaji ke,beti ke padosi ko hi marna zaroori tha??!!!

Rajeev-Par Shanti tum toh unse kabhi milli hi nahi ho

Shanti-Oh! sorry

Isn't it intriguing how can a woman sleep wearing a heavily embroidered saree, with chunks of jewellery and kgs of make up and still wake up looking absolutely untouched?? WOWWWW!!!

sigh..

7."THE WORLD IS UNDER DANGER" KINDA FILMS

Out of 100% of the total films made in Hollywood until date, around 65% might be of these types.

Oh My GOD.. The earth is in the danger of Magnetostriction piezoelectric ultrasonic x-ray ultraviolet radiations!!! We are going to dieee!!!!!

Yeah right! 

8.TELEVISION HOROSCOPES

Star news, Aaj tak , Zee news, practically every news channel has their own scary looking  babajis and babijis who try to  resolve peoples problems by looking at their "Gruh-Nakshatra".Arrey yaar jinke khud ke taare theek nahi hai woh hamare taare kya khaakh theek karengey???

9.INDIA TV

These people require a special mention. They can be also called as Weapons of mass destruction.

Terrorist bhaiyya please INDIA TV ke office mein Bomb Fit karado!!!!

Need I say more...??

10. MIMICRY

Not all mimicries are bad. However, those of Amithabh Bachchan, Dharmendra, Dev Anand, Gabbar, and Thakur are all over and done with.

I really don't find -"Mere paas gadi hai,bungla hai tere paas kya hai haieenn" or "OEEEEYYYYYY  Basanti in kutton ke saamne mat naachna" or "Kitne aadmi the??" -at all funny, instead it's sooo irritating that it ticks me off completely. Guys,GET A LIFE!!!! 

I guess I can keep going on and on and on....... but the point is don't try doing any of this in front of me or else I am not responsible for murdering you.